Wednesday, November 5, 2008

The Attack Of The Stuffed Animal...

The Greatest Addiction I Am Facing In My Life.....Babe?

Over the past four or five months i've grown to love and hate the usage of the word "Babe" in every way shape and form... It will take over your life as it has mine if you aren't careful... What started out as a joke turned into a serious addiction faster than I could say Babe.... Babe.? At first it wasn't that big of a deal, because it was just around certain friends and very casual. For example...
   
   (Me) Oh hey babe. Whats up?
   (A friend) Nothin babe. What are you up to babe?
   (Me) Oh just hanging out. Babe, what should we do tonight babe?

Anyway, I think you get the idea. It starts out basic like that, then it gets worse and worse as you ad in different expressions and tones with it. For example when youre really shocked and concerned, "Baaaaabe?" (said slow at first and gradually getting more animated)  Then there is the really short annoying, "Beb" (I spell it that way cause its said so short and choppy like) Then there is the excited, (Baaaaaaaaaaabe!) (usually when used when you havent seen someone for a day or two).. 
    So, the purpose of this blog is not just for me to confess this addiction I am suffering from, but to warn.. Today on this first day with a new President of the United States, I warn all who read this (and who don't) Be aware of the word "Babe"... Some of you might say to yourselves, "Wow, I would never let something like that become a habit" But you know what? Thats the exact thing alcoholics and smokers and heroin addicts probably said before they became addicted.. So Babes, don't take this subject lightly. It's just not worth it... Babe.